Tuesday, July 03, 2007
A Brief Excerpt from the Book of Armaments
And LO, our invisible hero did enter into the Museum of German Hunting and Fishing. And thereupon he saw the statue of Diana, goddess of the hunt, clad in Bavarian finery. And the huntress said unto the Invisible One that one should be wary while hunting in the Black Forest for the creatures there are fierce and bloodthirsty. And if one should face such deadly game, then one must call upon divine intervention.
And LO, she presented him with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
And the Invisible Ben looked upon his Monty Python reference and found it good. And then he went on to the rest of the museum.
And LO, our invisible hero did enter into the Museum of German Hunting and Fishing. And thereupon he saw the statue of Diana, goddess of the hunt, clad in Bavarian finery. And the huntress said unto the Invisible One that one should be wary while hunting in the Black Forest for the creatures there are fierce and bloodthirsty. And if one should face such deadly game, then one must call upon divine intervention.
And LO, she presented him with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
And the Invisible Ben looked upon his Monty Python reference and found it good. And then he went on to the rest of the museum.
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