Tales of the Invisible Ben

Maybe they meant the Beatles song? I’m surprised they haven’t gotten any complaints, really.

Well that would explain everything. The bulletin is urging us to forego the pagan jabberings of some quartet of mop-topped Liverpoolers (Lillipudlians? You know...from that city in England...with the old industrial mills. And the quaint shops...yeah, you know the one.) Ignore the pop cultural prophets and take solace in the spiritual?

Unless of course they were talking about looking to Godsmack for the future. Although it's true...given all of the tragedy and stress we deal with in the modern world, some days I think we could all benefit by turning towards Boston-based hard rock.